Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Seeing is Believing

You can see actual footage of me rolling here. Check it out loyal Sacagawea fans - and doubters!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Viva Olympics!

Hola muchachos! I love the Olympics! Donde esta mi cabra!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Choppers

Ladies and gentlemen, we here at Sacagawea Enterprises are pleased to announce the addition of several new associates to our illustrious firm - teeth! Watch out, beef!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Say Ahhhh . . .

I'm considering a career as a dentist. Here I am on my internship.

SE: "Now, when you say you floss daily - are you lying to me? 'Cause something don't smell right."

Friday, February 10, 2006

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are pleased to announce that I, Sacagawea Extreme, am rolling over! Multiple times! Rolling and rolling and rolling!

Eat that, Dymphna-mania! The baby race is on!

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Deus Caritas Est

I return to blogging, having made a thorough review of the Pope's recent encyclical, "God is Love." Here I am, pointing out an interesting passage to Mom and Dad.

After an arduous reading of the text, I had a few questions for my parents.

SE: "Mommy and Daddy, what's 'Eros'?"

M+D: ". . ."

Just wait 'til I get my hands on a dictionary.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Why?



Dear Gray Box with Flashy Lights,

Who are you? Why do you always come and stare at me?







You always show up at very inopportune times. Can't you see I am trying to eat?









Ack! I am trying to suck my thumb here... *sigh*