Baby's First Blog

Two Princesses

2009-08-02T16:46:00.001-05:00

Some of you may be aware that I am a princess.

Here you can see me with my loyal subjects in my Kingdom of Animals.

Young Willy must be content with her lowly barnyard principality.

Sorry younger child, those are the breaks!

My Art

2009-07-31T14:11:00.001-05:00

Perhaps it is wicked to borrow from Mommy's blog.

Perhaps - but who cares?

I give you - my art!

Roman Holiday

2009-02-09T12:47:00.002-05:00

I thought I'd reward our loyal, long-suffering readers with a few choice pics of our recent peregrinations:

Me, Daddy, and Willy on top of the Victor Emmanuelle 2 monument. Stop huffing and puffing from those stairs, Dad - maybe less donuts, more exercise would help?

Wow the Christmas tree is HUGE this year!!!!

Sacagawea at the Trevi Fountain.
Dad said I'd have to dive in to snag a few euros to offset the cost of the trip.

Ha ha.

Here's how Willy saw Rome: by being pressed directly against Dad's chest for hours at a time.
Tough noogies for you, baby!

Post 150

2008-12-06T15:35:00.002-05:00

Hello Santa,
Meet Sacagawea and Willy.

Guess someone told him how naughty we've been.

There's always next year, right?

Excitement Abounds!

2008-12-04T20:25:00.002-05:00

Dad - you are allowed to be this excited -
cake is present -
allow me to point it out -

Sacagawea knows cake when she see it.

The movie-star pose - anything for cake!

Cake and lots of it!

2008-12-03T21:27:00.002-05:00

We here at Sacagawea Extreme have been busy eating cake -
lots of it -
and loving it -

What's that world?
You need more pictures of the cutest baby ever?

Just give me a second to finish this cake -

All right Rucka - you satisfied?

MOO!

2008-10-20T11:55:00.002-05:00

Assorted Events

2008-10-13T16:06:00.003-05:00

Thanks for the sandwich Aunt Chillity!

Tee hee! Where's the brownies?

Another delightful face from Sacagawea.
I frown on your pyromania, Turtle.

How Time Flies

2008-10-12T14:29:00.002-05:00

Where has Sacagawea been, you ask?
Intensive cooking school with my new kitchen, of course!

Big Willy is not pleased with her headgear -
tough! It's my birthday, girlfriend!

Mom promised me a pony for my birthday.
This was not acceptable.

Oh well, at least there was cake!

Raspberries

2008-07-18T11:54:00.003-05:00

Don't ask...there is not an answer.

July

2008-07-18T11:40:00.001-05:00

Sisters, sisters....

Eating...

Sparklers...

Funny hats...

Back to the star...

2008-07-01T15:55:00.002-05:00

So many videos of Willy...

back to me!

Real Crawling

2008-06-30T16:10:00.002-05:00

A Video of Felicity Flapping Her Arms . . .

2008-06-27T17:19:00.003-05:00

With commentary by Sacagawea.

Tricky Willy

2008-06-24T08:18:00.002-05:00

A Place for Every Thing . . .

2008-06-15T20:50:00.002-05:00

And every thing in its place.
Here at Sacagawea Extreme, we have a passion for organization.
Some would say, an unhealthy obsession.
(I'm looking in your direction, Dad.)
But all a girl really wants is her Pooh collection in just the right order.
Or that girl is gonna throw a hissy fit.

Behold the beauty!
Behold the art!
Isn't it clear why Pooh must come after Roo,
and Piglet after Pooh -
and if Piglet touches Pooh,
then one must dash them to the ground!
How dare they touch!

Similarly, the farm animals must be put into order!
No loafing here!

Baby Felicity Mozart

2008-06-03T15:43:00.002-05:00

Ready to Crawl

2008-05-30T22:51:00.001-05:00

Got anything to eat?

Madonna and Child

2008-05-23T20:50:00.000-05:00

Conical hat tip: Grams.

Springtime

2008-05-05T17:37:00.004-05:00

We get a special visitor this time of year: Mr. Brick!

Willity, ridiculous in her carefree youth, could care less.

"Why should I attend to the grave matters of life,
when my toes are so delicious?"

Kick back while the world burns, Willity -

Me and Mr. Brick are going to solve the world's problems,
starting with, How can I get some peanut butter and crackers?

The World Looks Different Through These Glasses

2008-03-21T14:12:00.004-05:00

Recently, I was doing my Grams impersonation
by wearing these glasses,
when funny things started to happen.

FP's godmother, Soph-dawg showed up,
and started playing "duck duck goose" with Felicity!

Then Annie came and it was Mardi Gras!

Here's Sophie laying down the law on Annie -
"Why can't you be as good as little Willity?"

Big Jude the Dude

2008-03-16T13:44:00.003-05:00

Me and FP had a very special guest recently:
our cousin Jude!

Though I showered him with affection,
he seemed a little overwhelmed.

Me, Jude, and Felicity whoopin' it up!

Gee whiz, why is Felicity so happy?
It's not like she doesn't have me around all the time!

Floppy-heads no more!

My New Dress

2008-03-15T11:24:00.003-05:00

Mommy just finished making my Easter dress.

As you can see, I'm a little excited.

Auntie Ru-cka

2008-02-26T12:28:00.005-05:00

Had a little visit from the old aunt recently - some call her "Larry," but I call her "Ru-cka" -

to thine own pronunciation be true, I always say -

You want to show you some of my sweet dance moves? *Sigh*

First we shimmy to the right, then shimmy to the left -
You got it girlfriend!

Then TJ came over and the party went crazy!
(Note to cops: Sorry about the llama. I had no idea.)

Snowman Ahoy!

2008-02-13T17:17:00.004-05:00

This is my first snowman - Watch out Michaelangelo!
(And I don't mean the ninja turtle - although he better watch out too . . .)

Alas, he melted - here's me and my latest creation.
I call him, "Snow."
Sometimes, "Man."

My other friends! Thanks Grams!

Winter Update

2008-02-03T14:04:00.000-05:00

Well well, it's become a mantra, but ole' Pops doesn't let me update this blog as often as I would like. He's also saying stuff like, "I'm too tired to move, let alone blog" and "You want to bloggy blog, better get a jobby job." I don't even know what that means.

Two lovely ladies reading books;
One drooly lady in a sock.

Behold The Chunk!

"Mon dieu! What reediculous headgear!"

Thanks for the recliner, Mom and Dad!
Hope you weren't planning on sitting here!

Lil' Willy and Dad

2007-12-13T19:13:00.001-05:00

Maybe you'd like to brush your teeth next time, Dad -

Say hello to Baldilocks!

Way to be baptized little Willy! Whoop the devil's booty!

The FP Dance

2007-11-25T15:47:00.000-05:00

Check it out.

Me and FP

2007-11-25T15:18:00.001-05:00

Now I have a baby of my very own -
oh wait, I mean you guys get to share her too . . .

Um, Dad, maybe you can change her this time -

Don't forget Grams - she belongs to Sacagawea -

FP and our oversize cousin Jude.

Hey floppyheads - get your act together!

My New Dawg

2007-11-13T16:33:00.001-05:00

Check out my new sister: Felicity Perpetua!

I told her, if you want something in this life,
you've got to make a ruckus.

Lucky for her, I was there to introduce her to the finer things: chocolate chip cookies.

Uh - guess we won't be swapping beds anytime soon, sis!

Enjoy your naps now - because it'll be playtime soon!
Muhuhuhuhuhahahahaha!

Wanted: The Unibrow Bandit

2007-11-12T11:07:00.001-05:00

My evil twin Sacagaevil has been up to no good.
(You can tell she's evil by her single, scary eyebrow).
Hide your leftover Halloween candy!

Cat costume: $10.
Mom's high-heeled shoes: $30.
Assorted ducks: $5.
Providing an endless source of amusement for Dad: Priceless.

A Little Family Time

2007-11-11T14:48:00.001-05:00

My family sure is lucky they visited-
here I am introducing them to Elmo's Rootin' Tootin'
Hootin' Hollerin' Country Jamboree -

You can tell how enthused they are . . .

Uncle Jesse watches my nightly coffee table calisthenics.

Help - help please - Daddy, let go of the camera and help me -

So when are you guys coming back?

New Kid on the Block

2007-10-31T12:34:00.000-05:00

We'd like to welcome the newest addition the extended Sacagawea Extreme Family:

Jude Basil.

Welcome, my large and companionable cousin.

Some Pictures

2007-10-28T15:05:00.001-05:00

The doctor will tickle you now -

Who's driving this thing? Watch out for that cliff!

Me and Thomas play "King of the Couch" -
here's a boot to the head, Tommy!

You Be the Judge

2007-09-23T12:48:00.000-05:00

Am I more like daddy, or is daddy more like me?
You make the call.

A Special Day

2007-09-22T12:38:00.001-05:00

As my outfit declares, I recently had a birthday -

I got a choo-choo -

and a piano -

and some dress-up clothes -

and best of all, cake with Elmo!

Beach Trip

2007-09-17T17:34:00.001-05:00

Here's the pictures from my family's big beach trip -
Beyond the whole crew in a floating flotilla of family -

Yours truly next to "Pasty Man," aka Dad -

Take that feet! How dare you show up on my beach!

The famous "G.G." about to demonstrate her surfing skill!

No comment necessary (or possible)

Night-Night

2007-09-08T08:46:00.000-05:00

Thanks for getting a new bed, Mom and Dad -
it's really comfortable (for me - muhuhuhahahahahaha!)

Poverty Strikes Sacagawea

2007-09-07T20:10:00.000-05:00

Recent lack of funds has forced me to do away with my rhinestone jewelry and play with paper bags . . .

Let's see, how do you work this thing?

This is great! I love thriftiness!

Mommy's Favorite Picture of Daddy

2007-09-06T17:54:00.001-05:00

No comment.

Put This On a Calendar

2007-09-02T21:05:00.001-05:00

Come on Dad, let me teach you about the world!

Up North

2007-09-02T13:09:00.001-05:00

Ever willing to do my tyrannical bidding,
I forced old pops to take me up north -
behold the beauty of Glen Lake!

Um, Dad, you did pack the deodorant, right?

Here's me ordering my slave to toil across the barren desert of
Sleeping Bear Dunes!

Gaze upon the bleak and barren landscape in fear and trembling!

Only Bunny makes this much "Dad time" bearable . . .

The Legend of Heddie Maddee

2007-08-30T18:25:00.001-05:00

One of my most exciting trips this summer was to the most exciting city in the world:
Cleveland.
There I met the above creature, known only as "Heddie Maddee."

Here's her bodyguard and entourage, "Blondie."

Don't worry, little plastic baby -
I'll save you!

I quickly overpowered Blondie with my classic ninja tickling skills!

Needless to say, Heddie Maddee was stunned.

A Pair of Videos

2007-08-30T08:03:00.000-05:00

You can check out my sandbox in action here.

And then listen in to my favorite song.

My Absence Explained

2007-08-29T12:47:00.001-05:00

Some might think that my recent absence is due to causes outside my control:
a lazy parental unit, perhaps?
Oh no, the truth is much more simple:
I've been occupied with higher things . . .
Sandy higher things . . .

Where oh where is that keyboard so I can post more pictures?

The Other Face

2007-07-20T12:42:00.000-05:00

For those of you who haven't seen it:

A regular chip off the old block.

The Face

2007-07-17T14:12:00.001-05:00

Some of you (the lucky ones) may be familiar with my funny face -
Now the world will bend beneath my will!

It's A Girl!

2007-06-28T20:09:00.000-05:00

Here's Mama on the big day!

Here's Sacagawea Part II! Wa-hoo!

Grown Up Stuff

2007-06-10T19:32:00.001-05:00

So I decided to "grow up" and engage in big people activities . . .
Here I am, "borrowing" a few bucks from old dad -
Good practice for those teenage years -

Now it's time to put my profile on "Facebook" -
(Myspace is so five minutes ago)

Finally, here I am in my "scandalous" bathing suit -
Paris Hilton eat your heart out!

An Etude

2007-06-03T13:41:00.000-05:00

Here I am, hard at work composing my latest contribution to the world of music . . .
Mozart wrote his first compositions at age 5?
What was that sissy waiting for? Take a listen to my "Ode to a Monkey Kat"

Thank you, adoring public!

New Shoes

2007-06-01T17:31:00.001-05:00

I got some new shoes recently . . .
at least I think they're shoes . . .
Dad keeps talking about "saving money" . . .

Just call me "Daniel-san"!

My First Haircut

2007-05-31T20:49:00.001-05:00

So Mommy and Daddy decided to torture me . . .
I mean, get me a haircut. Here I am, forlorn at the prospect.

Farewell, curly locks -
Alas, poor hair! - I hardly knew ye . . .

So what do you think of my new 'do?

Sacagawea on Wheels

2007-05-09T18:02:00.000-05:00

Dad took me on my first bike ride of spring last weekend!

Are you ready, Monkey Kat?
Can you handle this serious bike-riding action?

Here's Sacagawea Extreme, proving that bike helmets and fashion go together like macaroni and cheese!

Video for Grandmas

2007-05-07T19:42:00.001-05:00

You want more, Grandmas? Can you handle this?

Happy Birthday Auntie Erica!

2007-05-06T09:25:00.000-05:00

In honor of Auntie Erica's birthday,
I decided to curl my hair . . .

How do I look?

My First Lolly

2007-05-02T17:42:00.000-05:00

Well, Sacagawea fans - it's been a while -
Why such a long absence?
Could it be the discovery of lollipops has suddenly filled my schedule?
Perhaps . . .

Here's an example of my serious side:
the remote control represents my control over Mom and Dad,
and the Easter bunny represents all the candy I eat.

Irish Dancing

2007-03-22T09:25:00.000-05:00

Nothing can get a girl moving like a little St. Patty's day music! These people were amazing!

A Very Special Announcement

2007-03-11T14:17:00.000-05:00

I was stunned by the news . . .

Just kidding, I'm really excited!

My First Ponytail

2007-02-24T19:12:00.000-05:00

Seventeen Magazine, watch out!

Exclusive Interview

2007-02-24T19:11:00.001-05:00

Wanted in Two States

2007-02-24T18:55:00.000-05:00

Wanted for Lipstick Thievery
Suspect is Cute and Dangerous

My New Headgear

2007-01-21T15:38:00.000-05:00

Where has lil' Sacagawea been, you ask?
Starting my own custom line of headgear, of course!

Who says the reindeer look is passe?

More Early Christmas

2006-12-22T16:35:00.000-05:00

Well folks, Christmas comes a little early in Sacagawea Land -
(which makes Sacagawea Land such a coveted vacation spot this time of year.)
But I digress . . .
Here's Mama and me unwrapping presents . . .

Here's me using my new pots as a drum set . . .

Stick with me, baby Jesus - I'll be your dawg!

Ah, the best part - the wrapping paper!
My most favoritist present of all!

If only every day was an early Christmas!
Then I could have this much fun all the time!

Thanks Aunt Audrey!

2006-12-22T16:31:00.000-05:00

Dear Aunt Audrey,

Thank you for sending me Softy Cat. She is my pal, my compadre. Vaya con Dios!

Love, S.E.

Tea Party, Anyone?

2006-12-16T19:09:00.000-05:00

Well, Ladies and Gents . . .
I've been doing some interior decorating in this shabby pit my parents call "home" -
priority number one was my own personal table for entertaining -
crumpets will be served precisely at one, dress accordingly!

My Uncle the Comedian

2006-11-26T15:01:00.000-05:00

This guy cracks me up. He'll be playing all week at the Banana Lounge.

Check this out Dawgs

2006-11-11T15:14:00.000-05:00

Dear Friends,

You might enjoy this little video.

Best Halloween Ever!

2006-10-31T19:38:00.000-05:00

Yowza, somebody better give me some candy,
or there'll be a whole lotta stinging, if you know what I mean . . .

Hey everybody, check out my loot -
you better keep away, Dad aka "Sticky Fingers" -
Even though I can only count to zero, I'll remember how many are in there!

Ah yes, now I know why this holiday is so amazing -
the dawn from on high has broken upon us, M&M be its name . . .

Oohhh . . . little Sacagawea doesn't feel so good . . . now comes the reckoning!

Whatever happened to the season of fall?

2006-10-12T12:28:00.000-05:00

Look everyone! Look outside!

SNOW!

(Mom seems teary eyed for some reason. She keeps muttering something about being a "California girl"...)

Go, Go Car!

2006-10-11T12:57:00.000-05:00

This new car has come in quite handy!

Check out my new feat!

A Shindig of My Own

2006-09-23T19:37:00.000-05:00

Dear Sacagawea Fans,
Yes, today was my birthday party.
Things were a little confusing at first, however . . .

So what am I supposed to do?

Hmmm, this looks interesting.

Oh my, just a little nibble . . .
Perhaps a tad bit more . . .
That is quite delectable . . .

Thank you Mom and Dad - I wish every day was my birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to Moi!

2006-09-21T16:12:00.000-05:00

That's right, ladies and gentlemen! Today marks the one year
anniversary of my incredible journey of Sacagawea Extremism, Post-Natal!
And what better way to celebrate than by getting awesome stuff!

This is the most amazing present ever - I'm speechless!

Truly this is a page turner!

Now it's time to take my hot rod for a spin -
luckily it's got a "phat" speaker system
so I can listen to "La Cucaracha -
over and over and over and over . . .

Thank you to everyone who made this possible -
Birthdays rule my little world!!!

Mirror, Mirror on the wall...

2006-09-20T13:17:00.000-05:00

Dad accuses me of narcissism, but Mom says I just have a healthy appreciation of self!

My Turtle-Dawg

2006-09-09T09:51:00.000-05:00

The Turtle ventured forth from his shell two weeks ago to visit.
As I demand of all my distinguished guests, he came attired in his finest "Polo" gear.

We enjoyed a quiet companionship until his ravenous appetite drove him
to start eating my toys!

Naturally enough I gave him a stern talking-to -
he begged forgiveness and we parted amicably.
Until we meet again, Tortuga!

Naughty

2006-09-02T09:46:00.000-05:00

Not only am I free from all constraints, but I have found the clean clothes in the laundry basket.
Quick, before Mom sees me!

More Island Flim-Flam

2006-08-22T19:10:00.000-05:00

Me, Breadwinner and Breadbutterer in front of the smallest hotel on the island.

Here's Dad getting lost in the mighty forests of the north . . .

Mom, me, and a vista whose beauty pales before mine . . .

Thanks for the tongue shot, Dad - it's just lovely.

My Big Trip

2006-08-20T13:27:00.000-05:00

Dear Readers, I have returned from my big vacation to Mackinac.
Despite slurs cast upon it by some more "lyrical" writers, I had a lovely time.

Here's me and Dad on the ride to the island -
it would have been a pleasant trip - if Dad hadn't screamed like a little girl!

I enjoyed a fantastic lunch with this movie star -
(who looked a lot like Mom).

O Waiter! My pureed squash is overdone!

Thanks G.G.!

2006-08-14T16:18:00.000-05:00

Thanks for the hip sunglasses - watch out Mackinac!

Portrait of the Artist As a Young Woman

2006-08-14T16:08:00.000-05:00

Add painting to my (lengthy) list of accomplishments.

Behold the fruits of my labors. Lovely, muted,
with hints of Picasso and Hieronymus Bosch.

My secret? The little understood "paint with the handle" technique.
Watch out avant garde sissies! I'll use the back of the handle on you too, if you catch my drift!

Fast Track to Childhood Obesity

2006-08-11T21:16:00.000-05:00

What is this tasty morsel you dangle before me?

My stars, that's good.
No really - you have to try this. It's called a do-nut. Trust me.

I Crawl, Therefore I Am

2006-08-09T13:41:00.000-05:00

Dear Readers,

My ability to crawl has been questioned. I present this video as proof of my mobility. Please forgive the delay in posting this footage; it took a while to fake the video - I mean, to upload our completely truthful evidence.

Caught in the Act!

2006-08-07T21:13:00.000-05:00

I thought I could fool everyone into thinking I couldn't crawl -
that way I could force Mom and Pops to carry me around
like a languid Oriental goddess!
But my desperate desire for the pink duck overwhelmed my need for secrecy!

New Workout Fad

2006-08-06T15:13:00.000-05:00

Here I am, performing my new exercises.
Holding firmly onto the well-folded clothes basket,
I gently tip the basket until the clothes tumble out, no longer folded!

Why my new interest in exercise?
Besides trying to fit into my "skinny diapers,"
I have a lot of time now that Dad's number one post-bar activity is "laze about like a tiny beached whale."

Get out of bed, hippie!
Fetch me Monkey Kat!

My New Friends

2006-08-05T20:29:00.000-05:00

I made some new friends this summer. My best friend you ask?
Mr. Pretzel Stick, of course!

OK, Grams is nice too . . .

Hey, get the paparazzi out of here!

Peeping Into the Blogosphere

2006-08-04T19:05:00.000-05:00

Hello? Is anyone still there?

Praise be to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Iacobus!
Praise be to the Lord of Mommy, Daddy, and Kees-Dawg!
The Almighty Internet has returned in glory!
Rend thy sackcloth onesies and slay the fatted Gerber's Sweet Potatoes!

Sacagawea Extremism is back forever!

House-Cleaning

2006-06-09T13:06:00.001-05:00

Dear Loyal Readers,

As you know, certain changes are happening around here, and it may be a while before more pictures can be posted. In the meantime, check out this new blog - my new turtle-dawg. And don't forget my special guest appearance at the Lyrical Gangster. Please ignore my "bodyguard" - he's just some hobo who goes through my garbage looking for wine-soaked scraps for his insatiable wino-addiction. Go home, hippie!

Blast From the Past - Pars Duo

2006-06-09T12:55:00.000-05:00

Why are all these boxes lying around the house?
Anyway, here's a picture of me from my "old man," Godfather-esque phase.
"Hey, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse -
change my poopy diapers and feed me at my whim,
and I'll allow you to worship me."

Oh no, it's the cops!
If only my fingers were big enough to use this Tommy Gun,
you'd be history, pig!

Blast From the Past

2006-06-06T20:45:00.000-05:00

Dear Readers,
Thanks to upcoming changes, my parents/slaves
have been less than vigilant about photographing my exploits.
*Sigh* It's impossible to get good help nowadays.
Anywho, here's a picture from my young, carefree days -
when I slept 20 hours a day,
and nothing was more terrifying than a tiny pumpkin.

Biscuits Are A Girl's Best Friend

2006-06-02T15:53:00.000-05:00

What? You've never covered yourself in slobber chowing down on a maple biscuit?

You haven't lived, my friend . . .

My First Biscuit

2006-06-02T13:40:00.000-05:00

And I have already learned...

never let go!

The Consolation of Sacagawea's Philosophy

2006-06-01T14:59:00.001-05:00

My first bath: a horrific experience.
The depths of human suffering spread out before me.
I recognized I would find little succor in this bitter northern land.

As I grew older, I learned to content myself with philosophy.
What is "Duckiness"?

Oh Ducky, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1) I can suck you.
2) I can bang you into things.
3) I can drop you from great heights.
4) I can contort you into awkward positions.

That Crazy Dad

2006-05-31T15:49:00.000-05:00

Hey Pops, I hear we'll be moving soon!
How are me and Tigger going to get there?

Ummmm, as long as you poke a few air holes,
I guess it's all right . . .

My Vocation

2006-05-29T18:16:00.000-05:00

Well, y'all, it's never too early to start discerning a vocation.
I'm thinking about starting my own religious order:
The Chubby Sisters of St. John the Baptist.
Because, you know, I'm into water . . .
And yes, I have fat rolls on my wrists, all right! Gosh!!!

Don't Believe This Folks!

2006-05-27T12:28:00.000-05:00

There is an active smear campaign against my pops! Don't believe this cornucopia of un-truths!
What happens in Ann Arbor stays in Ann Arbor!

Hanging With Aunt Katie!!!

2006-05-27T12:15:00.000-05:00

Here I am, hanging with my aunt -
a.k.a. making her my willing slave and minion!!!
(She is helping me surf the internet here- I am looking for hair products to tame my wild mane.)
Seriously, I've got these big people wrapped around my chubby finger -
update my blog, my little slave!!!
Pick up my toys when I throw them on the floor over and over and over!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Admit it...

2006-05-16T13:04:00.000-05:00

I am the Gerber baby.

Heh.

Law School Graduate

2006-05-16T11:59:00.000-05:00

Here is my dad...zooming away with his little piece of paper.

Graduation sure can wear a girl out!

Image from the May Crowning

2006-05-05T15:16:00.000-05:00

Ah, the story of my life - everyone basking in my glow -
OK, Father Orsi, you can hold my hand . . .

Riding

2006-04-30T20:16:00.000-05:00

Check out my little donkey!

A Step Up From Milk . . . ?

2006-04-24T15:58:00.000-05:00

So I heard that Colette had moved on from good ole' American milk.
In the spirit of the Great Baby Race, I decided to throw down!

Oh yeah, that's the way I like it - orange and squishy -
Why eat steak when you can have some pureed mush?
. . .

Aww, who am I kidding? This stinks! What is that girl thinking???