A Step Up From Milk . . . ?

So I heard that Colette had moved on from good ole' American milk.
In the spirit of the Great Baby Race, I decided to throw down!

Oh yeah, that's the way I like it - orange and squishy -
Why eat steak when you can have some pureed mush?
. . .

Aww, who am I kidding? This stinks! What is that girl thinking???