The Legend of Heddie Maddee

One of my most exciting trips this summer was to the most exciting city in the world:
Cleveland.
There I met the above creature, known only as "Heddie Maddee."

Here's her bodyguard and entourage, "Blondie."

Don't worry, little plastic baby -
I'll save you!

I quickly overpowered Blondie with my classic ninja tickling skills!

Needless to say, Heddie Maddee was stunned.

A Pair of Videos

You can check out my sandbox in action here.

And then listen in to my favorite song.

My Absence Explained

Some might think that my recent absence is due to causes outside my control:
a lazy parental unit, perhaps?
Oh no, the truth is much more simple:
I've been occupied with higher things . . .
Sandy higher things . . .

Where oh where is that keyboard so I can post more pictures?