The FP Dance

Check it out.

Me and FP

Now I have a baby of my very own -
oh wait, I mean you guys get to share her too . . .

Um, Dad, maybe you can change her this time -

Don't forget Grams - she belongs to Sacagawea -

FP and our oversize cousin Jude.

Hey floppyheads - get your act together!

My New Dawg

Check out my new sister: Felicity Perpetua!

I told her, if you want something in this life,
you've got to make a ruckus.

Lucky for her, I was there to introduce her to the finer things: chocolate chip cookies.

Uh - guess we won't be swapping beds anytime soon, sis!

Enjoy your naps now - because it'll be playtime soon!
Muhuhuhuhuhahahahaha!

Wanted: The Unibrow Bandit

My evil twin Sacagaevil has been up to no good.
(You can tell she's evil by her single, scary eyebrow).
Hide your leftover Halloween candy!

Cat costume: $10.
Mom's high-heeled shoes: $30.
Assorted ducks: $5.
Providing an endless source of amusement for Dad: Priceless.

A Little Family Time

My family sure is lucky they visited-
here I am introducing them to Elmo's Rootin' Tootin'
Hootin' Hollerin' Country Jamboree -

You can tell how enthused they are . . .

Uncle Jesse watches my nightly coffee table calisthenics.

Help - help please - Daddy, let go of the camera and help me -

So when are you guys coming back?