My Evening Routine
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Those of you who know me best know I am a creature of habit. Evenings are no exception. I begin with a regimen of vigorous kicking and grunting. I find this essential for my abs. One day you will all fear my abs.%20019.jpg)
After hitting the showers, I tuck in with a fine vintage pacifier. This particular year was excellent. An overture of apple, a hint of kumquat, the faintest whiff of boysenberry - this is what dreams are made of.
St. Paul admonishes, "Think of what is above, not of what is on earth. . . . Put to death, then, the parts of you that are earthly." But did St. Paul ever have a fine 2005 pacifier? I think not.
Good night, folks!
posted by Sacagawea Extreme at 10:34 PM
3 Comments:
Paul and wine vintage references...now you are speaking my language.
Incidentally, it would have been perfect if you had included a pun on whine and wine, especially considering the pacifiers use.
Touche, Overly. Touche -
hello juliana the powerful one this is your mighty uncle Austin i will see you on friday bye baby pookums
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