Blast From the Past - Pars Duo

Why are all these boxes lying around the house?
Anyway, here's a picture of me from my "old man," Godfather-esque phase.
"Hey, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse -
change my poopy diapers and feed me at my whim,
and I'll allow you to worship me."

Oh no, it's the cops!
If only my fingers were big enough to use this Tommy Gun,
you'd be history, pig!