The Consolation of Sacagawea's Philosophy
My first bath: a horrific experience.The depths of human suffering spread out before me.
I recognized I would find little succor in this bitter northern land.
As I grew older, I learned to content myself with philosophy.
What is "Duckiness"?
Oh Ducky, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1) I can suck you.
2) I can bang you into things.
3) I can drop you from great heights.
4) I can contort you into awkward positions.
posted by Sacagawea Extreme at 2:59 PM
2 Comments:
Hmmm...I like my little ducky friend! Little ducky says pl be nice to me, Juliana friend!
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