Saturday, December 24, 2005
Snapshots From Last Week
In my absence, I have been having a grand old time with my family. Lemme fill you in -
Mom and I have been telling stories. Here she is telling me some scary stories about scary Christmas presents - oh my!
Here's uncle Jesse watching my daily kick workout. I try to squeeze in a few minutes, but gol-lee these holidays are busy - and those Christmas cookies so tempting - maybe if I gum one for a little while I'll be able to eat one!
Friday, December 23, 2005
Some Last Minute Instructions
Dear Large Bearded Man,
Hello, how are the elves? I hope the North Pole is not too cold.
All right, let's cut the chit-chat and get down to business. A couple sets of keys, a subscription to "Baby Illustrated," a 2003 Napa Valley pacifier, a Ferrari, and oh yeah, I'd like the Blogger homepage to load on my computer, so I can keep my eager fans posted on my nefarious deeds.
Think you can handle that, fatty-cakes?
Love,
Sacagawea Extreme
P.S. I meant "fatty-cakes" in the nicest possible way.
Hello, how are the elves? I hope the North Pole is not too cold.
All right, let's cut the chit-chat and get down to business. A couple sets of keys, a subscription to "Baby Illustrated," a 2003 Napa Valley pacifier, a Ferrari, and oh yeah, I'd like the Blogger homepage to load on my computer, so I can keep my eager fans posted on my nefarious deeds.
Think you can handle that, fatty-cakes?
Love,
Sacagawea Extreme
P.S. I meant "fatty-cakes" in the nicest possible way.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Stand Up and Be Counted
Hello, Sacagawea fans - happy feast of the Immaculate Conception! Feast your succulent eyes upon me, the undeniably cute - that than which nothing cuter can be thought!
This picture is a good example of my burgeoning ability to stand. Pay no attention to the arms upon my back! They are not propping me up - they are merely rubbing the cares away from my aching muscles . . .
Dad says if I keep standing like this, pretty soon I'll be dunking basketballs, just like him . . .