Saturday, December 24, 2005
Snapshots From Last Week

In my absence, I have been having a grand old time with my family. Lemme fill you in -


Friday, December 23, 2005
Some Last Minute Instructions

Hello, how are the elves? I hope the North Pole is not too cold.
All right, let's cut the chit-chat and get down to business. A couple sets of keys, a subscription to "Baby Illustrated," a 2003 Napa Valley pacifier, a Ferrari, and oh yeah, I'd like the Blogger homepage to load on my computer, so I can keep my eager fans posted on my nefarious deeds.
Think you can handle that, fatty-cakes?
Love,
Sacagawea Extreme
P.S. I meant "fatty-cakes" in the nicest possible way.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Stand Up and Be Counted

Hello, Sacagawea fans - happy feast of the Immaculate Conception! Feast your succulent eyes upon me, the undeniably cute - that than which nothing cuter can be thought!
This picture is a good example of my burgeoning ability to stand. Pay no attention to the arms upon my back! They are not propping me up - they are merely rubbing the cares away from my aching muscles . . .
Dad says if I keep standing like this, pretty soon I'll be dunking basketballs, just like him . . .