Some Last Minute Instructions
Dear Large Bearded Man,Hello, how are the elves? I hope the North Pole is not too cold.
All right, let's cut the chit-chat and get down to business. A couple sets of keys, a subscription to "Baby Illustrated," a 2003 Napa Valley pacifier, a Ferrari, and oh yeah, I'd like the Blogger homepage to load on my computer, so I can keep my eager fans posted on my nefarious deeds.
Think you can handle that, fatty-cakes?
Love,
Sacagawea Extreme
P.S. I meant "fatty-cakes" in the nicest possible way.
posted by Sacagawea Extreme at 3:52 PM
1 Comments:
You are a super-duper person. I hope Mr. S.C. attends to your needs. Now, I must save Gotham!
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