New Workout Fad

Here I am, performing my new exercises.
Holding firmly onto the well-folded clothes basket,
I gently tip the basket until the clothes tumble out, no longer folded!

Why my new interest in exercise?
Besides trying to fit into my "skinny diapers,"
I have a lot of time now that Dad's number one post-bar activity is "laze about like a tiny beached whale."


Get out of bed, hippie!
Fetch me Monkey Kat!